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Nasreddin also known as Nasreddin Hoca or Mullah Nasruddin is a satirical Sufi figure who lived during the Middle Ages (around 13th century), in Akşehir, and later in Konya, under the Seljuq rule. Nasreddin was a populist philosopher and wise man, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes. Mullah Nasruddin jokes are popular to Albanian, Arab, Armenian, Azeri, Bengali, Bosnian, Bulgarian, Greek, Kurdish, Chinese, Russian, Hindi, Italian, Pashto, Persian, Romanian, Serbian and Turkish. The “International Nasreddin Hoca Festival” is held annually in Akşehir between July 5–10

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Mullah Nasruddin Jokes

1.Mulla Nasrudin went to the psychiatrist and asked if the good doctor couldn’t split his personality.”Split your personality?” asked the doctor. ”Why in heaven’s name do you want me to do a thing likethat?””BECAUSE,” said Nasrudin! ”I AM SO LONESOME.”

2.During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, buther dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course,immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called out to his congregation: ”The first person who looks up there is in danger of being punished with blindness.”Mulla Nasrudin, who was in the congregation whispered to the man next to him, ”I THINK I WILLRISK ONE EYE.”

3.”What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss. ”IT’S YOUR FAULT, SIR,” said Mulla Nasrudin. ”YOU HAVE TRAINED ME SO THOROUGHLY NOTTO WATCH THE CLOCK IN THE OFFICE, NOW I AM IN THE HABIT OF NOT LOOKING AT IT AT HOME.”

4.”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had fiveyears’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?””WELL,” said Nasrudin, ”DIDN’T YOU ADVERTISE FOR A MAN WITH IMAGINATION?”

5.Applicants for a job on a dam had to take a written examination, the first question of which was,”What does hydrodynamics mean?”Mulla Nasrudin, one of the applicants for the job, looked at this, then wrote against it: ”IT MEANS IDON’T GET JOB.”

6.The boss was asked to write a reference for Mulla Nasrudin whom he was dismissing after only oneweek’s work. He would not lie, and he did not want to hurt the Mulla unnecessarily. So he wrote:”TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: MULLA NASRUDIN WORKED FOR US FOR ONE WEEK, ANDWE ARE SATISFIED.”

7.A man who took his little girls to the amusement park noticed that Mulla Nasrudin kept riding themerry-go-round all afternoon. Once when the merry-go-round stopped, the Mulla rushed off, took adrink of water and headed back again. As he passed near the girls, their father said to him, ”Mulla,you certainly do like to ride on the merry-go-round, don’t you?””NO, I DON’T. RATHER I HATE IT ABSOLUTELY AND AM FEELING VERY SICK BECAUSE OF IT,”said Nasrudin. ”BUT,THE FELLOW WHO OWNS THIS THING OWES ME 80 AND TAKING IT OUT IN TRADE IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL EVER COLLECT FROM HIM.”

8.”I will bet anyone here that I can fire thirty shots at 200 yards and call each shot correctly withoutwaiting for the marker. Who will wager a ten spot on this?” challenged Mulla Nasrudin in the tea house.”I will take you,” cried a stranger.

They went immediately to the target range, and the Mulla fired his first shot. ”MISS,” he calmly and promptly announced.A second shot, ”MISSED,” repeated the Mulla.A third shot. ”MISSED,” snapped the Mulla.”Hold on there!” said the stranger. ”What are you trying to do? You are not even aiming at the target.And, you have missed three targets already.””SIR,” said Nasrudin, ”I AM SHOOTING FOR THAT TEN SPOT OF YOURS, AND I AM CALLING MY SHOT AS PROMISED.”

9.A rich widow had lost all her money in a business deal and was flat broke. She told her lover, Mulla Nasrudin, about it and asked, ”Dear, in spite of the fact that I am not rich any more will you still love me?””CERTAINLY, HONEY,” said Nasrudin, ”I WILL. LOVE YOU ALWAYS – EVEN THOUGH I WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.”

10.A patent medicine salesman at the fair was shouting his claims for his Rejuvenation Elixir. ”If you don’t believe the label, just look at me,” he shouted. ”I take it and I am 300 years old.””Is he really that old?” asked a farmer of the salesman’s young assistant, Mulla Nasrudin.”I REALLY DON’T KNOW,” said Nasrudin. ”YOU SEE, I HAVE ONLY BEEN WITH HIM FOR 180 YEARS.”